Wednesday, April 16, 2008

'Fast and the Furious 4' Finally Gets Its Ridiculous Title


Guess which it is! I assure you, however infeasible, it really is one of these:

4 Fast 4 Furious
The 4ast and the 4urious
2 Fast 2 Furious²
The Fast and the Furious Xtreme 480
The Fast and the Furious: 4 on da 4loor
The Fastest and Furiousest
The Fast and the Furious: 4tean Drift (ghost cars are somehow involved)
2 Fast + 2 Furious = 4Ever
The Fast and the Furious 4: Now with Vin Diesel Again!
Fast and Furious

And the answer is...?

5 comments:

DKC said...

The 4ast and the 4urious

Gets my vote...just because I hate when they do that thing with numbers...

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Not me! I think it's gr8!

So what's the answer for those of us who can't even muster up enough enthusiasm to look over the nominees again?

JPX said...

Fast and Furious!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

*Slaps head in disbelief*

Octopunk said...

"Not me! I think it's gr8!" Ha!

Man, that's ridiculous. They just took two "the"s out of the first one's title. Maybe they should rename "The Incredible Hulk" to just "The Hulk" since that would seem to be enough difference from 2003's "Hulk."

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