From geekology, the Geekini is an NES controller in the form factor of a bikini top and bottom. It's recommended you have a female wear the peripheral, but you can put it on yourself if you're pathetic as hell or have a women's bikini fetish. Just a heads up though: if you do manage to get your girlfriend in it, do not, I repeat, DO NOT throw her through the television if you lose a game. You scored a chick that's willing to wear a game controller bikini and let you mash her boobs. Hold on tight, and also, flat screens are expensive.
Here's the whole bikini and look where they placed the SELECT and START buttons. Spoiler: The vaj.
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I have to say - I think that is pretty hilarious.
Hmm. Since the SELECT and START buttons are the least used, what is that saying?
I'm probably overthinking this.
that's the best they could do for a name?
they should have called it "joystits"
or, one that keeps the system ID involved, like sunshiNESuit
or the NES tanline
not even going to mention what the first name to cross my mind was, but it wasn't a very nice word.
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