From geekology, Wow. That's uh, that's really something. Mind if I punch you in the fa...POW! Haha, I guess not. Uh-oh, here comes another proton torpedo! pew pew! Listen: I'm sorry buddy, but the Dark Side makes me violent. You were gonna kill all those teddy bears!
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If he were really hard core his face would be the laser dish
It's like my C-3PO haiku: Are you just admitting to yourself that you won't drink or pee for as long as you wish to submit yourself to this public humiliation?
There is a shred of coolness here, I suppose. You could walk up to fat chicks at parties and say in a metallic voice, "The Death Star is preparing to orbit the planet..."
My first instinct was to push him down the stairs. My second instinct was to try and destroy him. I think a flare gun in the crotch would be a good place to start...
Shoot him into a stone wall with a giant catapult.
Pretend he's a piñata and beat him to death with a stick. Yeah that's the one...
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