Tuesday, May 25, 2010

JSP you missed the gag



The Ewok tee-shirt I previously posted was making fun of this popular shirt, which you'll probably see people wearing if you walk around Walmart.

9 comments:

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I'm so embarrassed.

Octopunk said...

Not that we needed it, but seeing those side-by-side is more proof that ewoks are kinda lame.

I mean, look at those wolves! They're rocking out. The ewoks are just standing there.

50PageMcGee said...

no they're not. they're going "oooooooo" -- as if gazing in wonderment at a mysterious new mechanical moon, or a floating gold-plated protocol droid.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Can anyone name the 3 ewoks?

JPX said...

Chief Chirpa, Teebo, and Wicket.

Johnny Sweatpants said...

Excellent work JPX! Out of morbid curiosity I looked up "Ewok song lyrics".

Ewok Version

Yub nub
eee chop yub nub
ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene
g'noop dock fling oh ah
Yah wah
eee chop yah wah
ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene
g'noop dock fling oh ah
Coatee chah tu yub nub
coatee chah tu yahwah
coatee chah tu glowah
allay loo ta nuv
Glowah
eee chop glowah
ya glowah pee chu nee foam
ah toot dee awe goon daa
Coatee cha tu goo (Yub nub!)
coatee cha tu doo (Yahwah!)
coatee cha tu too (Ya chaa!)
allay loo ta nuv
allay loo ta nuv
allay loo ta nuv
Glowah
eee chop glowah
ya glowah pee chu nee foam
ah toot dee awe goon daa
Allay loo ta nuv

English Version

Freedom
we got freedom
and now that we can be free
come on and celebrate
Power
we got power
and now that we can be free
it's time to celebrate
Celebrate the freedom
celebrate the power
celebrate the glory
celebrate the love
Power
we got power
and now that we can be free
it's time to celebrate
Celebrate the light (freedom!)
celebrate the night (power!)
celebrate the fight (glory!)
celebrate the love
celebrate the love
celebrate the love
Glory
we found glory
the power showed us the light
and now we all live free
Celebrate the love

Octopunk said...

I could've named those ewoks! Also Paploo and Logray... and there I think I -- no wait! Lumat! I'm pretty sure there was a Lumat.

Octopunk said...

Yes! I was right.

You know what rocks? Wookieepedia.

JSP, I may have to slug you for getting that song in my head.

Catfreeek said...

Hmmmm "pee-chee keene" Peachy keen?

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