From Cracked.com: Let's pretend for a moment that zombies are real (as if half of you weren't already daydreaming about that very thing). Have you noticed how most zombie movies take place only after the apocalypse is in full-swing? By the time we join our survivors, the military and government are already wiped out, and none of the streets are safe.
There's a reason the movie starts there, and not earlier. It's because the early part, where we go from one zombie to millions, doesn't make any sense. If you let the creeping buzzkill of logic into the zombie party, you realize the zombies would all be re-dead long before you even got a chance to fire up that chainsaw motorcycle you've been working on. Why?
Click here for why.
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cracked.com has obviously not read jordan's zombie roundup or the legendary comment section it inspired.
the only person still clamoring about slow zombies over fast zombies is george romero, and all of the romero movies that have come out since zack snyder's dawn of the dead was released have kind of sucked.
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