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Well, maybe not, and here's why. At a certain point, just after the last of the four huge fantasy set-piece sequences ends (girls fighting robots), the whole thing goes bizarrely south like you wouldn't believe. The questionable story choices render the closing narration irredeemably cheesy, and also the opening narration sequence although you didn't know how cheesy when you first heard it, which in turn kinda badly torques your feelings about the main character and possibly, well, the entire movie. Or do they? I really can't say any more, but I see why people don't like it.
I'll have to write a fuller review later because I have to go to bed, but do yourself a favor and spend the money and see this on IMAX as soon as you can. There may be things you don't like about it but there ARE FUCKING MONSTER NINJAS AND STEAMPUNK WWI GERMAN ZOMBIES AND A FUCKING DRAGON CHASING A GODDAMN B-52 BOMBER WITH VANNESSA HUDGEN'S CLEAVAGE HANGING OUT THE BACK OF IT! WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING WAITING FOR???????
Seriously, the answer to "how can a movie have all that stuff and fail" is: It can NOT fail.
6 comments:
Sold!
Cool! I'm happy to hear it wasn't as much of a suckfest as everyone was claiming it to be.
Damn, I opted to see Paul last night. I liked it but not with the kind of enthusiasm you just shared.
Cool. I've been seeing those previews and thinking there's no way this movie is bad.
But you raved like this about Speed Racer!
"But" what? I stand behind my Speed Racer gushing 100%. I got that on dvd and watch certain scenes every month or so, which I'll do with Sucker Punch too.
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