First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Monday, March 14, 2011
I think this might cause a rise in reported ED cases
From kissasylum, I am sure that Gene Simmons' mother is proud of him. He is a good Jewish kid who followed his dreams and ended up with fame and fortune. While I'm sure she loves his long-time girlfriend and their two kids, there must be a tiny part of her that is disappointed he didn't settle down with a Jewish girl.
Any bad feelings she may have felt must now be completely forgiven. What could he have done to inspire such forgiveness and love from his mother? He is putting his face on a condom! As a Jewish mother, I can tell you that nothing would make me prouder of my son than his face on a condom.
Gene Simmons is the king of marketing and branding his name and likeness. You can find KISS on just about anything and I am surprised it took him this long to break into the condom market. Perhaps "break" is not a word you want associated with condoms, but you know what I mean.
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