
I will accept entries up until I do the new post next week, at which point I will announce the winner. Who will get nothing!
First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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first of all, love the bonus round no winners idea.
second of all, my caption ideas are absolutely filthy, so i'll wait to comment until something even remotely PG rated occurs to me.
(and if someone leaves a filthy caption comment anonymously, please consider the possibility it is jsp or some other wise guy!)
"I'll just install this vibrator and my super orgasmatron will be complete. Juuuuuuuulliiiiiiiiee, I have a suprisssse for yoooooooouuuuuuu!"
"hi. i'm jeff's shoulder. you can call me Little Jeff."
"This is what happens to your penis on Viagra"
"Oh no! My one eyed monster was trouble enough!"
"Eureka! My latest creation can see what's going on inside of your vagina and rectum at the same time!"
goddamn it sweatpants!!!!
Christ, I just cut out a talking balloon and grabbed a random thing in the shop and took a picture. You people are making me regret every one of those actions, and some unrelated ones besides.
I just farted on your glue gun.
Help meeeeeeee!!!! This guy is going to take a Dremel to my eye stalk!
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