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Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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Popeye
Panel 1
Olive- Ooh Popeye where are you taking me?
Popeye- I want to show you where I stash me spinach.
Panel 2
Popeye- If me Olives only knew how much I loves me spinach.
Panel 3
Popeye- Let me just grab a quickie from behind then she's all yours. You got all 50 cans, right?
Love is...
offering to help him pop that big juicy zit he's been picking at.
Love is...
Gretchen: your boyfriend getting a matching fro!
JSP: hmmm...I don't think so...isn't it farting in each other's face?
Doonesbury
Panel 1
"Pops, I’ve decided that it’s time to move out. I’m tired of being the second unhappiest person in the household. It’s time to get out there and see how truly miserable I can be."
Panel 2
"But why, son? I know you’re not as deeply depressed as myself but just last week you told me that you expressed hopelessness and despondency."
Panel 3
"If you just hang in there a little longer I’m sure that one day you too can be a near comatosed couch potato!"
Panel 4
"Face it Dad, no matter how hard I try I’ll never be as old, fat and bald as you are."
*Dad sobs quietly*
Doonesbury
Panel 1
"Pop, I just read a pithy op ed piece about Newt Gingrich's upcoming Presidential bid..."
Panel 2
"Sigh. Son, stop right there, I need to give you some feedback that I should have given you long ago."
Panel 3
"I know that you have achieved some success with your social and political commentary, which is apparently always timely, and supposedly peppered with wry and ironic humor."
Panel 4
"Truth be known, in 41 years I've never understood a goddamn thing that you've said. Now leave me alone and let me get back to the funny pages."
Love is…
Gretchen: “Not making fun of your lover’s genitalia!”
JSP: “Not mentioning that your girlfriend’s afro could hide a Buick!”
Popeye
Panel 1
Olive Oil: “Oooh Popeye, I don’t know about this – you know how I feel about your “spinach”, just look at you!”
Popeye: “A cryin’ wife is arful to hear! One ‘r these days I oughta busk you right in the mush.”
Panel 2
Popeye: “We’ll settle this once ‘n fer all, blastic swab!”
Panel 3
Popeye: “Tell the wife m’ “spinach” don’t cause nipples t’ grow on m’knees!”
Dilbert
Panel 1
“Due to the recent scandal we need to show that we’re serious about our wellness policy. That’s why I propose a new HUGS NOT DRUGS campaign.”
Panel 2
“Pop singer John Mayer loves the idea and has already expressed interest in playing a free benefit concert for the cause.”
Panel 3
“Here, take these bras and panties. That’s the gayest idea I’ve ever heard.”
LOVE IS...
Standing around butt naked together while discussing which KISS album is truly the best.
(P.S. the answer is Love Gun.)
Dammuit, Blogger erased 5 previous submissions! And by the way AC, these are f'in HARD!
Blogger did it? I thought JPX decided to redo his.
Agree on the hardness; I haven't had a chance to ponder these but I will tomorrow night.
All 4 of my entries were erased!!! I don't have copies of them, dammit!
I think they were:
blah blah blah, stupid, blah blah
neeble neeble neeble
wooo, I'm JPX! woaaahhhh
(fart)
whoah, that's weird about the erased entries... that's never happened before, has it? do you think gretchen is trying to sabotage the contest?
and i didn't mean for them to be particularly hard, sorry!
should we extend the contest till sunday at midnight, because of the blogger malfunction?
AC, you're pushing the envelope. It's great, own it.
Doonesbury
Panel 1
Phil Slackmeyer (from behind newspaper): If I want fashion help from you, I'll ask for it Cathy!
Mark: You pleaded for help, Irving
Panel 2
Phil: Precisely. If I'd wanted help, I would've asked not pleaded!
Panel 3
Phil: By pleading for help, I was clearly hoping to be told I was perfect as is, not inviting you to butt in with advice!
Panel 4
Mark: When I said I was ready for a baby in my life, I didn't mean a full grown one! Ack!
LIfe In Hell
Ackbar: ...And men shall marry their donkeys, and Robert Downey Jr. will have a comeback, and ass monkey Barker Barker Bob
Ackbar: On the ninth day the Jibbo Jabbo clan met with the Poozers and smoked fiiiiiine tobakky. 'Twas a mooney looney night.
Ackbar: And then in the dream I had the spiders were my friends! and I was their favorite! and I was the KING of the spiders! But really there were an awful lot of spiders. Lots and lots of spiders...
Ackbar: And you say "who's there?" and I say a part of a name, like, oh... I don't know, like...um, but wait...
Ackbar: Flibbity Flabbity means biggerdy badderdy and Liza Minelli, too! You can sing babba boo, yabba do dabba doooo!
Ackbar: Robots robots you're all robots I'm on to you, man, you, you... not man, you mechanical man, mechanical maaahannnn! Robots robots ROBOTS!
Ackbar: ...love you, man. I do. I really do. I really, really, really really really, just... so... reallyreally...hee hee! Reallyreallyreallyreally BWAH HA HA HA! SNORT!
Ackbar: No, I'm serious, I'm getting Yeates in a whole new way right now, like he's my buddy. My midget poet Irish monkey man friend that I never had but always wanted. But balways blunted. See?
Jeff: Yeah... hey remember when I said I'd dropped those hits of acid in the yogurt you'd just eaten? I actually found them about three hours ago.
Popeye:
Panel 1
Olive Oyl: Whuuhhh! PopEYEEEEE Whut's wr-OOONG!
Popeye: G'gawrshk Olive! Therez PIRATES a'comin! Hafta getoota docks t'gets me SPINACHK.
Panel 2
Popeye: Wahl blow me down! Spinachk is only thingk thet checks my cripplin' BRAIN disorder! Heh heh heh heh!
Panel 3
Popeye: IDIUNK! Youv'e DOOMED us all! Thissis GREEN PAINT, you lunkididunk! Toot toot!
Dilbert
Panel 1
Dogbert: Back in the day, he was a dorky inventor and I his zany pet. There was no Cubicle Culture guru bullshit. It was antics. I'd steal his disintegrator ray and chase the mailman. It ruled.
Panel 2
Dogbert: So now that I've bought your company, we're all going to re-enact the early days of my adventures, starting as soon as everyone gets into costume.
Panel 3
Pointy-haired Boss: Okay, but I don't know of any mailmen who dress in this.
Dogbert: There's been some rewrites.
I gotta pause to ponder Love Is.
Meanwhile, to respond to your question, yes I think we should extend the deadline.
JPX, it sucks your entries were lost, but try to recreate them! I thought your Doonesbury one was hilarious.
Only my entries survived, I feel special.
ok, new contest deadline sunday night!
I only did one do far, and since it's short, I can easily remember it. I'm glad the contest is extended, I need more time to think.
Love is...
Gretchen: Your boyfriend getting a matching fro!
JSP: I don't think so... Isn't it farting in each other's face?
Doonesbury
Panel 1
"Well...I'm going."
Panel 2
"You're being incredibly foolish. You look fine the way you are!"
Panel 3
"You've lived with that nose for this long, why change it now?"
Panel 4
"They have a two for one special, you know."
Popeye
Panel 1
"Popeye, why are we running?"
"There's a shipment of a new kind of me spinach, Olive! Hurry!"
Panel 2
"I yam what I yam."
Panel 3
"Soylent Green? I never hoyd of it!"
Life In Hell
Panel 1
"I think we've got it down."
Panel 2
"From what I read in Vogue, the retro Charlie Brown look is totally in."
Panel 3
"We should kill at this party!"
Panel 4
"Right?"
Panel 5
"I mean, you get it, right?"
Panel 6
Loser aestheticism with a nod to our favorite Steely Dan song, "The Fez."
Panel 7
"Right?"
Panel 8
"Never gonna do it without the fez on..." Am I right?"
Panel 9
"You're an idiot."
Dilbert
Panel 1
"The famous 'Dogbert's New Clothes' hypnosis method of curing gymnophobia is simple."
Panel 2
"Concentrate. Listen to the sound of my voice. You are under my control...Now I'm going to give you your new wardrobe."
Panel 3
"A new suit. Thank you, Master."
"You're late for your staff meeting."
Love is:
Thinking about how you can BOTH rock an afro!
(I swear I wrote this before I saw Whirly's. I thought about changing it, but I'm out of caption contest juice!)
DOONESBURY
Panel 1:
"Did you hear about the latest stuff going on in politics?"
Panel 2:
"I read that the legislative council reapportioned the concurrent majority."
Panel 3:
"Talk about a hanging chad, I ... I don't know where I'm going with this."
Panel 4:
"That's ok, no one ever makes it to the 4th panel anyway."
I vote for the extenstion! I won't be happy with myself if I don't take a stab at Life in Hell.
deadline is totally extended!
i'll take submissions through tonight (sunday) at midnight and try to post a decision tomorrow.
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