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Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Rude: National Geographic Interrupts Boning Tortoises, Slowest Speed Chase Ensues
From geekology, This is a video of some folks from National Geographic who interrupt two giant tortoises trying to get their sex on, and then the male chases them away at a speed that can only be described as not very fast at all. Still, National Geographic, why you going to go and disturb two boning tortoises? They probably waited over 100 years for this moment, then you come along and ruin it. If I was that tortoise I would be PISSED. I would also have a jetpack and a ninja sword to deal with the interruption swiftly and deadly.
- note to yourself how much giant tortoise heads look like mutant penises.
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This was probably the inspiration for "It Follows."
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