Friday, April 13, 2007

Scientology is turning Katie into an alien


From thesuperficial, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were eating at Mastro's restaurant in Beverly Hills, but when they tried to leave they couldn't get their vintage car to start in front of all the photographers. Although that doesn't really explain the look on Katie Holmes' face. I don't even know what that look is. It's not embarrassment or humiliation, it's "I'm transforming into a scarecrow!"

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

Where'd they get that car, an alternative 21st Century Earth? It looks like something from the Thunderbirds, with the rearview mirror on the dash and that big dome over the steering wheel.

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