Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Bond Girl Officially Named, Quickly Effed By Bond


From iwatchstuff, Of all the credentials a young actress can add to her burgeoning resume, few are as strangely-coveted as being crowned Bond's next film-fuck. For months, speculation has run rampant as to who would be next be sacrificed to the loins of Daniel Craig, but at last we have an answer in Olga Kurylenko, who you recently saw in Hitman, if you saw Hitman for some reason. The casting process, per usual, followed the same stringent guidelines given to Poison roadies when finding groupies to bring back to the bus: Just make sure she's hot--and no trannies.

Gemma Arterton, previously rumored for the "Bond Girl" role, will instead be playing Agent Fields, head of selling cookies in malls.

3 comments:

JPX said...

Man, if there's one thing I never care about it's the "Bond girls". I'd rather have the Bond movies chick-free anyway, less kissy kissy and more bang bang.

DKC said...

..no pun intended?

JPX said...

It wasn't, but that's funny!

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