From iwatchstuff, Possible quotes to use on this poster:
"The most Brendan Fraser-y cover of a Choose Your Own Adventure book yet!"
"Jules Verne's immortal classic told with all the dignity of a Universal Studios ride."
"Fraser-fuled excitement that pops out at you with the same virility as its WordArt title."
"A much-desired Crocodile Dundee 2-style look at Encino Man."
"Shit, do you see that awesome T-Rex?"
Feel free, New Line. They're yours for the taking.
3 comments:
Oh maaaannn. Bad news.
I think I like the first title best. Still, this just sucks.
After the beginning of the trailer, with the guy and his two kids spelunking, I couldn't believe this wasn't a movie of Land of the Lost.
Those tag lines are hilarious. I like the first one best, closely followed by "A much-desired Crocodile Dundee 2-style look at Encino Man."
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