First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
'Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D' as a Poster
From iwatchstuff, Possible quotes to use on this poster:
"The most Brendan Fraser-y cover of a Choose Your Own Adventure book yet!"
"Jules Verne's immortal classic told with all the dignity of a Universal Studios ride."
"Fraser-fuled excitement that pops out at you with the same virility as its WordArt title."
"A much-desired Crocodile Dundee 2-style look at Encino Man."
"Shit, do you see that awesome T-Rex?"
Feel free, New Line. They're yours for the taking.
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Oh maaaannn. Bad news.
I think I like the first title best. Still, this just sucks.
After the beginning of the trailer, with the guy and his two kids spelunking, I couldn't believe this wasn't a movie of Land of the Lost.
Those tag lines are hilarious. I like the first one best, closely followed by "A much-desired Crocodile Dundee 2-style look at Encino Man."
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