I've told you I need little excuse to post pictures of my kids, but I was uploading pictures of them to e-mail to Grandparents and reading Horrorthon. Looking at my kid, then the pictures of the two life-disasters below have convinced me to commit suicide. Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish...
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ok, that's another seriously beautiful child. could it be that horrorthonners create unusually attractive children?
Yeah, I thought everyone would create monsters!
...and for an example of really bad parenting,
A seven-year-old boy was kept chained in a closet as relatives hacked off pieces of his flesh to eat, a court has heard.
In a case with echoes of the Fritzl family horror in Austria, Ondrej Mauerova was partially skinned in the closet in a cellar at his home in Kurim near Brno, in the Czech Republic, according to reports.
The abuse – involving members of a religious cult – was uncovered by chance last May when a neighbour's television baby monitor picked up graphic pictures of what was happening next door.
Ondrej and his nine-year-old brother Jakub were locked and chained in the cellar for months by their mother Klara, 31 – a member of a group called the Grail Movement.
yeah, if you're gonna eat your kid slowly, at least let him run around a little...otherwise you're just mean...
That's just too awful and I can't deal with it all.
So I'm just going to stick with commenting on the picture. Beautiful girl. She's angelic, really.
Thanks AC and Julie
I understand Julie, I can't watch movies that involve risk to kids anymore...I get sick to my stomach and want to break something...just another change for ya' to get used to.
(BTW Julie, I don't know you, but wanted you to know it sounds like everything you are feeling w/Zach is spot-on normal. The first time my wife left me alone with a month old Amelia, I called her 45 minutes later and made her come home...so you are heads and tails better than me! It gets easier and a hell of alot more fun.)
And you think my kid looks like trouble!?!
She's a knock-out at 3 1/2? Holy shit, you are in for it my friend!
Yeah, my guns don't look so crazy now, huh? I'm gonna be on the roof shooting them off the perimeter fences by the time she's 13.
(Yeah, I'm gonna fence the house off to avoid teenage boys, so what?! I can't afford a moat...)
Oh, and thanks DCD.
USA Today, June, 2028:
Hollywood's Two Most Beautiful (And Well-Adjusted!) Stars Reveal Parents Met On Quaint Old-Style 'Blog' About Horror Movies
Hot Young Top Male And Female Stars Cannot Stop Discussing Parents' Cool Blogging Friends; "They Were Good Influences And We Routinely Send Them Lots Of Money And Presents"
LMAO, Jordan! Classic.
That's perfect Jordan!
They can keep you in new optical drives!
A perimeter fence is better than a moat, anyway, because a moat can't repel zombies. Once they figure out they don't need to breathe it's all over.
Miko, your daughter is so beautiful it's ridiculous.
Yeah, but you can't use "zombies" and "figure out" in the same statement.
You can if you've seen Land of the Dead!
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