Two things. This is the only truly conservative issue I agree with, I tend to come down with the Dems on everything else. So where the hell is my super-liberal debate opponent when I most need him? (Book Deadline...hmph)
Also, this blog is horribly addictive. Even when I first discovered free Internet porn I didn't spend this much time on the web. (Cause really you only need free porn for a couple of minutes....) I would ask for help with this addiction, but the head-docs I know seem to have similar problems.
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Help with the free porn addiction? Just use Safari and use the "Clear History" option when you're done.
It's like you were never there!
Problem solved!
And then shoot anyone that disagrees with you.
No! Addiction to the blog, you silly man, there is no such thing as an addiction to porn. Addiction indicates too much of something, and we all know that isn't possible with naked...
miko, did you just call jpx and me blog-addicts?
Hey, I only check the blog all day long, that doesn't make me an addict!
...Marge.
I hear you. Every time I get really involved with this thing it's like a 3-day cocaine binge, where you just go and go and go and then crash. Each successive response to a comment is like another hit, or another line, or another beer, or another...you get my drift.
Then, when the comments die, and the party's over, you gather your strength and post something NEW! And it starts all over again!
I suppose that didn't really help.
My comment would have been funnier if it appeared RIGHT after miko's, but y'all get the reference...
I think I did AC, BTW got my uppers today, so apparently I will have a laser-like level of concentration from now on...oh look, a bunny!
miko, i'd say them's fighting words, but you have guns and uppers on your side, and i'm just a little cartoon superhero, so i'll pass. this time.
"Guns and Uppers On My Side" now THAT should be the name of a country album.
so miko, since jordan is apparently being productive tonight, why don't you just give us your 2 cents on gun control for now, and we can wait for your worthy foe to surface and start slinging words at his convenience?
Totally unrelated!
AC, yesterday I'm on the blog, reading comments and Jake sees your avatar and goes, "I know who that is! That's AC! But that girls name is Bubbles."
And no, I don't think he has ever seen PowerPuff Girls.
wow, dcd, that is hilarious and completely adorable.
I don't know AC, without a Liberal foil I'm just the crazy gun guy. (not that you haven't labeled me that anyway for all I know)
DCD, I like the way you totally defend his manhood by saying he never saw the PP Girls...lol.
"And he plays with action figures dammit!!"
My favorite pro-gun message came from a point/counterpoint discussion on The Daily Show shortly after Columbine, when Stephen Colbert said in a wistful voice: "But... guns are neat."
My take on gun control you ask? No? Well here it is anyway.
Gun control is one of the least pressing issues in this country after the lying to, manipulating of and general mistreatment of the American people over the past 8 years. The only reason it's an "issue" at all is because the right wing managed to define liberals/Democrats as the guys who want to take away yer right to berr arms. I couldn't give a shit. Let's worry about the war, stem cell research, the price of gas and our country's morally bankrupt standing in the world for a while. Only then will we have the luxury of discussing alternative penis substitutes. (Sorry Miko, cheap shot, couldn't resist.)
last night i wrote, and deleted, an emotional and wholly uninformed pro gun control mini-manifesto. in the light of day i see nothing offensive about posting the gist. it goes as follows (and maybe can get us a rebuttal from miko):
i'm a pacifist/vegetarian/yoga type and from a philosophical perspective, i don't think in general we should cause unnecessary harm to ourselves or to others (except, of course, with sarcasm). i acknowledge that people do hurt themselves and each other and always will, but having lethal weapons easily available makes me concerned that more people will hurt themselves or each other than would do so otherwise.
that's my "argument." i also like what johnny said. and i think guns are neat too, as a matter of fact.
Sorry AC, too many smackdowns by JSP today took the wind out of my sails. I got no heart for it now.
Aw come on Miko, I was just trying to rile you up, no hard feelings. You were supposed to fire right back at me! (No, not literally...)
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