Family Circus
Hagar the Horrible
Ziggy
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Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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Hagar the Horrible
Helga: O mighty giant! We have plundered our resources to create clothing and shoes for you. Sorry we didn't have enough animal skins to cover your crotch. Really, really sorry.
Family Circus
“Ever since Billy saw you naked all he ever talks about is the alien that lives in your pants.”
Ziggy
“Do me a favor and don’t flush. I like to savor the taste of your stool on my palate for a few minutes.”
Mother Goose and Grimm
“Hi Mrs. Clark? It’s Bill from the Comic Store. Joey and I were playing Harry Potter and I accidentally killed him with my penis.”
Hagar the Horrible
“The next time you have to fart will you please take it behind those mountains over there? The whole town smells like baked ham.”
Hagar the Horrible
"No Sgt. Howie, I'm afraid the naked dancing is done. This is the part where you go up in flames."
Mother Goose & Grimm
"Hello Mrs. Schmidt? I'm afriad Billy has gotten his wand stuck in his anus once again. Can you come pick him up?"
Ziggy
"Never mind this business that it hurts you more than it hurts me! Take some Exlax already, I'm starving!"
Family Circus
"I caught Jeffy with that weird foreign kid again, I think he may have touched him inappropriately, his finger was erect and glowing."
Garfield
"I just saw Steven Tyler in drag, and he killed your pet tarantula!"
Family Circus
"Well, it was a chore, but it's done now. All of Billy's old stuffed animals made it to the incinerator. One of them was REALLY heavy, though..."
hagar
"we beg, we plead, have mercy on us all! you have to start wearing underwear!"
ziggy
"that does it, i quit!"
Ziggy
"I'm sick of your crap!"
Hagar the Horrible
"I guess big things can come with small packages."
Hagar the Horrible
"We appreciate your dilemma but we can’t have you using our lake as a toilet. Also, please stop stealing all of our sheets. Use leaves if you have to."
Mother Goose and Grimm
"Trust me, I have an ear for these things."
Garfield
"...and then she put it in your coffee"
mother goose and grimm
"horcrux, schmorcrux! a student misses that much school without a doctor's note, he's expelled!"
Mother Goose and Grimm
"No, I never said I was a doctor or scientist or anything like that. Now are you going to pick up your Van Gogh clone or what?"
Family Circus
"You know, Bil, one of these days I think you should draw Grandma as she really looks"
Ziggy
"GRAWWRRRR!! I AM THE SEWER TROLL AND I'LL EAT YOUR BALLS IF YOU COME ANY CLOSERRRRRR!!! HA HA HA HA!!
Heh, I'm just kidding, dude. Go ahead, hop on.... what? You knew I could talk, right?"
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