Sunday, October 12, 2014

Cabin Fever

Cabin Fever

(2002) 3.5 Gretchens

Standard horror trope
College kids on vacation
Lone rural cabin

Two childhood friends flirt
Other couple gets busy
Lone stoner wanders

There's something lurking
A microscopic virus
That likes to eat flesh

Open oozing sores
Projectile bloody coughing
Highly contagious

Infected hobo
Visits our protagonists
Things spiral from there

Genuinely gross
With intentional humor
No big surprises

Disgusting and fun
Respectable body count
Not biddy friendly

Watch through the credits
Or fast forward to the last
35 seconds


Catfreeek said...

You are on fire Mr. AC! Nice choice.

DCD said...

I appreciate
the Biddy Scale that's evolved.
Makes things easier!

JPX said...

I can't believe how many movies you are watching, Mr. AC, my hat is off to you (I don't wear a hat). Will you be watching the sequel?

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I don't wear hats either (our family looks positively stupid in hats) but I'm loving your reviews this year!

Mr. AC said...

I think I have to, JPX. I just hope it doesn't suck!