In case you wondered what JPX's bedroom ceiling looks like...

JPX, or "Mrs. Optimus Prime" as we like to call him around here, was finally cowed by our taunting and more taunting and pretended to not notice these two Transformers-related items from IWatchStuff. But I thought I'd give him a little present before stomping him in the Horrorthon.


(Text from IWS) Emerging from the small, blurry, Bigfoot-style pictures of the Transformers comes a crisp detail of the design and face of the leader of the Autobots. Like grandma, he's now barely recognizeable compared to the pictures of him from your childhood, but you'll still probably end up wasting two hours on both of them next summer, out of guilt if nothing else.



The second IWS item, about the Transformer Jazz, goes like this:


From the utopian but dated land of Transformer World 2005 comes the first look at Jazz.* Clearly in just the design stage, this early drawing of Jazz** is perhaps analogous to the blues or ragtime music of early America that would lead to the formation of jazz.*** Or maybe it's closer to a shitty drawing of a robot**** with an absurdly small head that's meant to turn into a car but looks more likely to transform into the Sydney Opera House.

*Here referring to the Transformer, not the American musical style.

**Again, the robot.

***The music this time.

****Jazz.