I must interrupt Horrorthon to wish my cool, little brother a Happy Birthday! Look at him in this photo from the Enchanted Forest cira 1970s bravely touching the most frightening Humpty Dumpty ever - I probably put him up to it because I wasn't going to touch that thing!
Anyway, you got the best present you could ever get, me! Just kidding, 2017 is going to be a terrific year now that you are adding to the family! I'll stop yelling now, carry on and watch more movies*