Saturday, October 01, 2016
Q: What do Ernest Borgnine, Robert Patrick, and Jonah Hill have in common?
A: They acted in this regrettable, forgettable comedy.
Q: What's the plot?
A: Steve Zahn tries to keep his lame nature show on the air, and goes on a quest for higher ratings by bringing a crew to track down Bigfoot.
Q: What the hell were you thinking?
A: I assumed from the plot synopsis that there would be way more Bigfoot action (spoiler alert: almost none), or at least some laughs (spoiler alert: almost none).
Q: Didn't the Rotten Tomatoes score of 2% scare you off?
A: Sadly, no.
Q: Have you learned your lesson?
A: Probably not.