From thesuperficial, "I'm no scientist, but if Cameron Diaz wants to look more youthful she should consider using skin lotion on her face instead of tobacco smoke. Unless she's trying to look like leather in which case she's doing great. Her face is like a giant clown statue you'd put in your little kid's room to make him happy, only it scares the living the shit out of him and when he grows up he has an unhealthy fear of the circus. Or in this case, things with mouths."First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Cameron Diaz looks like death
From thesuperficial, "I'm no scientist, but if Cameron Diaz wants to look more youthful she should consider using skin lotion on her face instead of tobacco smoke. Unless she's trying to look like leather in which case she's doing great. Her face is like a giant clown statue you'd put in your little kid's room to make him happy, only it scares the living the shit out of him and when he grows up he has an unhealthy fear of the circus. Or in this case, things with mouths."
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Yeah, she's a total hag. So I guess the worst thing possible would be some sort of Cameron Diaz/Kirsten Dunst sandwich with the victim in the middle. Don't worry guys, when the moment comes I'll fend them off while you run to safety.
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