From Iwatchstuff, "Have y'all seen the new Ocean's Thirteen poster? It's almost exactly the same as the old Ocean's Thirteen poster, except white. If purchased and spread out on a living room floor, it provides the perfect opportunity to pretend you've been enlarged by radiation and are now rampaging through a posh celebrity casino. When the handsome stars are crushed, move on to having sex with their small celebrity girlfriends. An issue of Us Magazine works for this part."First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Ocean's Thirteen
From Iwatchstuff, "Have y'all seen the new Ocean's Thirteen poster? It's almost exactly the same as the old Ocean's Thirteen poster, except white. If purchased and spread out on a living room floor, it provides the perfect opportunity to pretend you've been enlarged by radiation and are now rampaging through a posh celebrity casino. When the handsome stars are crushed, move on to having sex with their small celebrity girlfriends. An issue of Us Magazine works for this part."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Malevolent
2018 ***1/2 It's 1986 for some reason, and a team of paranormal investigators are making a big name for themselves all over Scotland. ...
-
I’m sure none of you except for JPX knows that I’m a bit of a germ-a-phobic. It’s annoying, but manageable. Though, since I met JPX and list...
2 comments:
Hopefully Soderbergh put his brain back in for this one.
The trailer for this movie has been my "last chance to hit the bathroom" trailer in at least two movies I've seen recently.
I didn't see 12. I'm on the fence about this one...I'll probably wait until one of you jokers sees it.
Post a Comment