Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Cameron Diaz looks like death

From thesuperficial, "I'm no scientist, but if Cameron Diaz wants to look more youthful she should consider using skin lotion on her face instead of tobacco smoke. Unless she's trying to look like leather in which case she's doing great. Her face is like a giant clown statue you'd put in your little kid's room to make him happy, only it scares the living the shit out of him and when he grows up he has an unhealthy fear of the circus. Or in this case, things with mouths."

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

Yeah, she's a total hag. So I guess the worst thing possible would be some sort of Cameron Diaz/Kirsten Dunst sandwich with the victim in the middle. Don't worry guys, when the moment comes I'll fend them off while you run to safety.

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