Friday, September 08, 2006

New Casino Royale trailer kicks ass



Go here to receive said ass-kicking.

From Iwatchstuff: "The new trailer for the expected to disappoint Bond flick, Casino Royale, has been released. After seeing it, many are turning around, saying this really might be one of the best Bond films yet. Those saying that are actually chimps who are grateful to see another lower primate in such a well-dressed role. It looks more like a Bond rip-off made to showcase how ClubMed vacations make you feel like a secret agent. The only part that I like more is how, when Bond becomes a "double-0," the film goes from black & white to color, implying a license to kill is kind of like going from Kansas to Oz. I bet it is, too.

And what's up with Le Chiffre's eye bleeding during the card game? That's probably one of the worst tells in poker. If someone's eye stars spontaneously bleeing, you always want to fold. I don't care how good your hand is, if it's not making your eye bleed, the guy whose eye is bleeding probably has the better hand."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's a trailer on the Silent Hill Disc that also "kicks ass" is my opinion. In a minute I'll go check if it's the same one, if I feel like it.

Anonymous said...

"in" my opinion
"in"

Octopunk said...

Damn, that really looks good. Good trailer for what looks like a great flick. Except...

I'm with the Iwatchstuff guy, he's not a good-looking guy. I'll give him talented, I'll give him buff, I'll even give him sexy, and I might even give him "great job in Casino Royale," but he'll never be a pretty enough Bond for me. But I'm optimistic: if the movies are good, it'll be a surmountable distraction.

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