Sunday, April 17, 2011

Lindsay Lohan will be Lana Lang in the Superman reboot


Yep, it's true, the unstable Lohan has been cast as the chick who won't give Clark the time of day in high school. Baseline Studio System provides this plot summary, "A young reporter named Clark Kent roams the world covering various news stories. When he is compelled to use his secret powers to intervene in a crisis in West Africa, he returns to Smallville to learn more about his origins and the hero he was born to be."

1 comment:

Jordan said...

Smallville, Kansas....where the high school girls look like 40-year-old prostitutes

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