If last year was my year for asses then this year is my year for terrible baldness. Several old college mates are having an adverse reaction to a particular strain of LSD they took back in the ‘60’s. It causes them to go bald then turn into raging murderous lunatics. Jerry Zipkin is at a party when one of his friends gets his wig ripped off then flips out and chucks one of the girls into the fire after standing on a chair imitating Rodan (the monster not Rodin the artist). He goes on a murderous rampage until Jerry finally pushes him in front of a truck to put an end to it. Jerry winds up being blamed for the whole sordid mess and must go on the run until he can figure things out and clear his name.
Waiter! I found pubes in my salad!