Thursday, December 10, 2009

I'll believe it when I see it Part 2


From worstpreviews, "Star wars" is clearly here to stay. We've been hearing about a new TV series for a while and back in October a rumor started going around that George Lucas was working on a new "Star Wars" trilogy.

Now, Thomas Dolby, who co-authored George Lucas' "Howard the Duck" theme song, updated his blog with a few words about his visit to California, confirming that a new "Star Wars" movie is in the works.

"My host is friend and former collaborator Paul Sebastien, who over the years has worked for Xbox, Playstation, and now LucasArts," Dolby started. "Last night he was telling me a little about the forthcoming Star Wars-related TV show, movie and online games — very cool indeed."

He added: "I'm not a huge fan myself but it sounds like Mr Lucas has got his head into a good place. I met him several times when I was working on a movie in the 80s called [name suppressed to protect credibility!] and he's a decent chap, but I could have done without the last three SW movies."

According to these comments, there is no question that Lucas is planning a new "Star Wars" movie and apparently it was a big secret since Dolby has updated his blog again in order to retract his statement. He claims it was all a big misunderstanding and that his friend is "very professional and discrete, and would never leak confidential secrets, even to a close friend."

I'll believe it when I see it


From worstpreviews, Almost three years ago, Paul Reubens said that he's trying to get the original "Pee-Wee's Playhouse" actors together for a movie, stating that he has already sent the script to Laurence Fishburne, who played Cowboy Curtis on the show. Later that year, he said that one of the ideas for the movie is to have Johnny Depp replace him as Pee-Wee.

MTV News has now caught up with Reubens to find out if the movie will ever be made. "Boy, I sure hope [it gets made]. Yeah, we're going to [dot it]," he said. "I'm going to make a movie based on my kids show. Based on 'Pee Wee's Playhouse.' The script is already fully written; It's ready to shoot."

He added that the plan is for the character to finally leave the Playhouse and go out into the real world. "It's not really the real world, it's Puppetland," he said. "On 'Pee Wee's Playhouse' television series we never left the playhouse, we were always inside the playhouse. The movie is all out of the playhouse."

Yep SATC 2

Neat, But I'll Pass (The Time!): A Crazy Clock!


From geekology, That isn't your grandfather's grandfather clock. But that may be him trapped inside! (it's not -- please don't call and wake up your grandma). You see, that's really a television screen. Tricky!

This clock does not actually have a man inside but a flatscreen that plays a 24 hour loop of this video by the artist watching his own clock somewhere and painstakingly erasing and re-writing each minute.
Admittedly, it is a neat idea, I just can't believe somebody dedicated 24 hours of their life to recording themselves writing the time. That's ridiculous. I mean, I've got Warcraft characters to level up.

Legos you should not bring to your office to build

TORONTO — It was just a toy gun made out of Lego — or so Jeremy Bell thought when he ordered it off the Internet.

"The selling point on the website was the world's most realistic looking Lego gun," Bell said. Just how real — Bell was about to find out.

As he sat in his office Wednesday afternoon piecing together his new toy, a voice boomed from down the hallway, telling Bell to come out with his hands up.

"I'm standing with my hands on my head, and literally walking slowly back toward them," Bell said.

They were members of Toronto's Emergency Task Force, heavily armed with real guns.

"They pulled me in here, threw me against the wall," Bell said.

The ETF was responding to calls of a man in an office with a gun — tipped off by a nosy neighbour whose apartment overlooks Bell's office. The neighbour thought he saw a real pistol.

Toronto police said the response wasn't an over-reaction.

Const. Tony Vella said officers have good reason to respond to all gun calls.

"Calls like this you have to be safe, not sorry," Vella said. "Until we know it's not a gun, we have to take it seriously."

But even the police had to laugh at the fake weapon they eventually found. Bell was then released without charges.

Meanwhile, the sheepish neighbour appeared in the window holding up a message on Thursday: "Sorry," he wrote. "It looked real."

© Copyright (c) Canwest News Service

Vadoskin’s Trailer Cut: Volume 1


From slashfilm, Vadoskin’s Trailer Cut: Volume 1 a breathtaking montage made up of fragments from the trailers of 50 recent films, edited together to look like one giant 4-minute trailer, with some sweeping music added. Most of the films featured were released in 2009, but there are also a few clips from movies released in previous years

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

What If David Lynch Directed 'Return of the Jedi'?

Awful, awful poster

Tron Legacy: New Image and UK Poster



From slashfilm, We were just sent along what looks to be the first official still and a UK poster for Disney’s upcoming Tron Legacy. Check them out, and read the official synopsis, after the break.

HeyUGuys in the UK got these images from Disney. They don’t show off too much, but the poster design is great, and very much in line with the Comic Con teaser clip. I like the austerity here; if this is what we can expect to see, I’m really happy. The original film had a fairly sparse look, and despite the fact that the Comic Con teaser was fairly restrained I’ve been slightly afraid that in the new film the digital world would be too cluttered. Doesn’t look like it.

If you’re hungry for more, keep in mind that the new video game will be debuted with a bunch of footage this coming Saturday, December 12. Can we expect to see a trailer this week?

Here’s the official synopsis:

TRON: LEGACY is a 3D high-tech adventure set in a digital world that’s unlike anything ever captured on the big screen. Sam Flynn (GARRETT HEDLUND), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn (JEFF BRIDGES), looks into his father’s disappearance and finds himself pulled into the digital world of Tron where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin’s loyal confidant Quorra (OLIVIA WILDE), father and son embark on a life-and-death journey of escape across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.

Dr. X


This is just some random excellence I came across the other day. I've been moving through the fantastic (and extremely overdue) DVD sets of SCTV episodes from the early 1980s. SCTV was arguably the greatest sketch comedy/variety show ever. It was one of my favorite TV shows at the time (and I had a small coterie of high school friends who were as into it as I was; one of them actually recorded the audio of the show onto cassette tapes he distributed, since this was in the days before everybody had a VCR.) "Dr. X" is an eight-minute genre-parody sketch I'd never seen before, featuring Dave Thomas as a noir detective with uncanny powers and John Candy as the hapless police chief who's constantly calling him in to help with mysterious cases. The sketch is very funny, but also very atmospheric and well done (it's shot in black-and-white). I was struck by this beautiful title card (above) and thought you guys might like it too.

John Malkovich is the villain in Spider-Man 4?



From worstpreviews, Movieline got in touch with its sources close to the "Spider-Man 4" production and found out that both John Malkovich and Anne Hathaway are currently in talks to play villains in the new movie.

We already heard that Hathaway will likely play Felicia Hardy, an occasional crime fighter and Peter Parker's past girlfriend who eventually becomes The Black Cat. The site has learned that while Felicia Hardy will be in the movie, the character will not become The Black Cat, but a brand new super-powered figure called The Vulturess.

Malkovich, meanwhile, will play The Vulture, Spider-Man's nemesis who can fly through the air and brandish his sharp wings to attack our hero.

This is shaping up to be another film with lots of villains. Not so, says Movieline. Even though fans have been waiting for Curt Connors (Dylan Baker) to turn into The Lizard, it's starting to look like the transformation will never happen.

It has been an almost unanimous decision at Sony to keep the character from becoming a villain, in order for bad guys to have human faces. Those familiar with the comic books, The Lizard is a giant reptile and doesn't have the kind of look that Sam Raimi feels can be believable in a live-action movie.

Read more: http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=16054&count=0#ixzz0ZCCAiYQM

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Chart Exactly Where Your Ian Malcolm Impression Takes Place


From iwatchstuff, Time to get frustrated by how incredibly close Nedry got to escaping from the island with this amazing, obviously-useful Jurassic Park map made by Terry "Tyrannosaurus" Davis (with assistance from Bernard "BrachioInGen" Kyer, Jeff "T-Rex_Master" Venancio, et al)! Reliving all the memorable scenes from the most quotable, always-watchable film ever made has never been more cartographic. I only wish there were an inset map showing me exactly where Nedry decides Dodgson is getting cheap on him.

The lowest pink dot should serve as a lesson to all future mapmakers: there should always be a point labeled "There it is!" on every future map ever made.

Ever wonder how butterflies would fly in space? (hint: poorly)

See Pee-Wee's Playhouse live (I'm talking to you, Octo)


From ew, The Pee-Wee Herman Show is back. Paul Reubens, who created Pee-Wee and played him on stage, TV and film between 1980 and 1991, is bringing his goofy-geeky man-child to the Los Angeles stage for a limited live-performance run at Club Nokia next month. “It’s going to be really, really good! I swear!” Reubens said, wearing Pee-Wee’s signature gray suit and bow tie, at a press conference today.

The full-scale stage performance, produced by Tony Award-winner Scott Sanders (Elaine Stritch: At Liberty) and directed by Alex Timbers (Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson) will revive the character Reubens first brought to life on stage in a comedy act and then spun into HBO’s The Pee-wee Herman Show in 1980. That show gave rise to two feature films, Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985) and Big Top Pee-Wee (1988), and the CBS children’s program, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse (1986-1991).

Monday, December 07, 2009

Warped Christmas Creativity



Listen to the Awful Avatar Theme Song

Fox says 'Avatar' is costliest film it's ever made


From cnn, London, England (CNN) -- Hundreds of millions of dollars is a lot to spend on a film featuring a bunch of blue aliens -- but that's exactly what Fox Features has done with new 3D sci-fi "Avatar," which the movie studio says is the most expensive production it has ever made.

In an interview with CNN just before the movie's worldwide release later this month, James Gianopulos, co-chairman and CEO of Fox Filmed Entertainment, wouldn't divulge the figure spent on the sci-fi blockbuster.

Guessing the multi-million dollar sum of the latest film from director James Cameron has been a popular game for industry watchers for some months: a recent article in the Wall Street Journal speculated the film's final tally could exceed $300 million.

Read full article here

Jason Reitman Hates 3D and Thinks "Avatar" is Goofy


From worstpreviews, MovieRetriever sat down with director Jason Reitman (Juno, Thank You for Smoking) to talk about his new movie, "Up in the Air." During the conversation, the two covered many different topics, including 3D and James Cameron's "Avatar."

"First off, I hate 3D," Reitman said about Hollywood's latest favorite technique. "After about 20-30 minutes, I'm always like, 'Okay. I get it.'"

He then went on to say that after all the hype, he was very disappointed by the "Avatar" trailer. "I have to admit that I don't like the new 'Avatar trailer," he revealed. "Everyone likes the new one. It's the one everyone gets excited about. I'm like, 'I want to love this movie SO bad.' I'm the biggest [James] Cameron fan. I love every one of his films. I read all this hype about the new trailer. I went and watched and I was like, 'Oh. It still seems pretty goofy to me.'"

Reitman added that it's because Cameron is such a good director, that the trailer felt so average. "But, if it said, 'A new film from Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil, Alien vs Predator).' You wouldn't be like, 'Wow. This looks like the best Paul W.S. Anderson film of all time.'"

And even though he didn't like the trailer, Reitman will still give the 3D movie a shot. "But I don't like 3D. I'm almost apt to see the movie in 2D," he stated.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer


From worstpreviews, In the bonus section of the "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" Blu-ray disc (set to hit stores on Tuesday), Warner Bros included a teaser trailer for the first "Deathly Hallows" film. We brought the teaser to you as soon as it appeared online, but it was in bootleg format. We now have it in better quality, and you can check it out below.

Plot: The first "Deathly Hallows" installment finds young wizards struggling to find their way in the Muggle (human) world, with their own lives in the balance and the fate of the magical realm in their hands.

David Yates, who directed the last two installments, will finish the franchise by helming both parts of "Deathly Hallows." The first part is scheduled to hit theaters on November 19th, 2010. The second part on July 15th, 2011.

See the trailer here

Crappy movie takes Box Office


From ew, Proving that Sandra Bullock is having the best year of her career, the football drama The Blind Side rose to first place at the box office this weekend with $20.4 million, according to early estimates by Hollywood.com Box Office. After settling for second place behind The Twilight Saga: New Moon the past two weeks, Blind Side showed its legs by dropping only 49 percent and overtaking the vampire phenomenon. Blind Side, which received mediocre reviews but obtained a rare “A+” rating from CinemaScore moviegoers, has reached a cumulative gross of $129.3 million. It should have no trouble passing The Proposal’s $164 million total to become Bullock’s biggest hit.

New Moon slid 63 percent in its third weekend, draining $15.7 million for second place. That puts the teenage romantic fantasy at $255.6 million, with an even scarier worldwide total of $570.1 million. In third place with $9.7 million was the new drama Brothers, starring Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Natalie Portman. Two family film holdovers occupied fourth and fifth place: A Christmas Carol (No. 4 with $7.5 million) and Old Dogs (No. 5 with $6.9 million). Carol, which debuted in early November to a somewhat disappointing $30.1 million, has since displayed admirable box-office stamina. Unfortunately for the Jim Carrey movie, James Cameron’s Avatar will be stealing most of Carol’s high-priced IMAX and 3-D screens on Dec. 18.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Upcoming FX


So, Tony & I met with the writer/director of a little indy film with a working title of "One Small Favor"yesterday. After a nice chat and some discussion of what he wants done we came to a mutual decision that I would be a good fit for his needs. It's not a gig most anyone would be jumping up and down about, in fact no one is even getting paid, including the actors. But I get to do something that I love and actually get credit for it. He will be submitting the film to any and all festivals that will take it once it's done and I get a copy of it. Much of the film has already been shot but there was a hold up as one of the actors wasn't working out and they had no effects artist. That's where I come in and I'm really excited about it. The film is sort of a Kill Bill/Sukiyaki Western Django type of thing, as I see it anyway. They do have funding to pay for all the materials I will need and I get to work with ninjas. Awesome! I might even get to do a beheading! I will keep you all posted as things progress, we hope to get rolling again late December or early January. I'll post pics when I got em. Wish me luck.

Happy Birthday Catfreeek!

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Patton Oswalt: "At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel"


After seeing the excellent Ratatouille last month, I realized I recognized the name of the dude who did the voice of the main character (you know, the rat who can cook), and after sitting there frowning for a moment trying to place him, I remembered that he'd been a guest on a couple of episodes of Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist (maybe the funniest show ever). So I dug out my DVDs of the complete Dr Katz ("Pirate!") and watched his segments, which were funny enough that I started hunting for Patton Oswald routines on YouTube and found this excellent one about George Lucas, which I thought you guys would like. (It's not even a real video clip; just audio, but it's still worth it.)

Subway Guy Falls Off The Diet Wagon


From thatsfit, Jared Fogle, a.k.a., "the Subway guy" was recently spotted in the Miami airport toting some extra baggage -- and not the kind on two wheels either.

Nearly a decade ago, we watched in awe when commercials aired about the young 20-year-old college student who lost 245 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches for lunch and dinner every day. Now we're watching again as the sandwich chain's spokesman has apparently fallen off his own diet.

Read full article here

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Family Guy does The Empire Strikes Back

Iron Man 2 teaser poster

Ataque de Pánico! (Panic Attack!) 2009


From filmstalker [excerpt], Uruguyan director Federico Alvarez created a short film, less than five minutes in length, that showed the destruction of a city by an invading force of flying machines and gigantic robots. The scenes of destruction and the merging of CG and the landscape around them are superbly done, and the closing idea is interesting. However there's not much else.

So it's a surprise that on the strength of that short, which you can see below, Alvarez received offers from DreamWorks, Fox, Warner Bros. and the Weinstein Company, and even more surprising that out of all of them he has signed a deal with Sam Raimi's much smaller production company.

Jordan's Best of Horrorthon 2009



Favorite

Hidden Gem

Most Disturbing

Scream Queen

Worst

So Bad It's Good

Goriest

Most Memorable Death

Best Looking Monster

Scariest

Monday, November 30, 2009

The Ring



(2002) *****

“Ninety percent of science fiction is crap,” legendary sci-fi author Theodore Sturgeon (1918-1985) once admitted, “but then, ninety percent of everything is crap.” The observation (now known as “Sturgeon’s Law” or “Sturgeon’s Revelation”) is justifiably famous; his implicit point applies not just to sci-fi but to other ghettoized genres as well. In the wilderness of the popular arts, without the reassuring guiderails of an august critical establishment, a sci-fi fan (or a horror fan) is like a treasure hunter without a map, forced to navigate the uncharted waters of pulp and schlock in search of the remaining ten percent, the “flecks of gold dropped in the grass” that make it all worthwhile. Two years ago I gathered five examples of the far end of Sturgeon’s statistical bell curve for my so-called “Masterpiece Series”—Psycho (1960), Night of the Living Dead (1968), The Exorcist (1973), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978), and Alien (1979)—and now I’m ready to add a sixth.

Like those other movies, Gore Verbinski’s The Ring scales the high altitudes of art without ever losing sight of the basic mechanics of scare fiction; the elements are assembled with incredible skill, intricacy and delicacy (and an unerring sense of tone) but the chills and thrills are as coarse, direct and potent as the simplest campfire story igniting a pre-teen nervous system. The movie reaches effortlessly for the deepest themes and ambiguities of all ghost stories (and The Ring is, first and foremost, a ghost story in the richest sense) without ever abandoning the basic scare mechanics that fuel a horror fan’s nightmares. While you may never penetrate the sensual, criminal and historical mysteries at the movie’s core, you’ll know exactly which innocuous real-life phenomena to be terrified of; which mundane anxieties are being exquisitely re-tuned into instruments of fear.

“Have you heard about the videotape that kills you when you watch it?” Sixty-seven seconds and four lines into the classic dark-and-stormy-night opening (rendered in extreme low light* by ace cinematographer Bojan Bazelli), the story’s brilliant basic conceit is revealed, unleashing exactly that surreal alchemy by which the ordinary world comes apart, exposing avenues to the inexplicable and uncanny. Ghosts are storytellers, in any culture and any century, vengefully testifying, reaching back into the realm of the living with hatred and longing, but in our modern era, wouldn’t the spectral traces of the restless afterlife be recorded not in tea leaves or animal entrails (or in Kirlian images captured by Victorian cameras) but within the television screens, phones and videotapes that surround us? When six doomed, libido-driven teenagers (is there another kind in horror movies?) in a remote mountain cabin with a VCR “try to record the game” and, instead, pick up the emanations that turn an unlabeled VHS cassette into a lethal, confounding dispatch from beyond the grave, the timeless armatures of all ghost stories (from Homer to Shakespeare to Dickens) are transformed into a twenty-first-century fable, in which ethereal clues are literally hidden beyond the tracking edges of a video image.

The “deadly tape” motif is carried over from Hideo Nakata’s Japanese original, Ringu (1998) (which I have not seen), but Verbinski and screenwriter Ehren Kruger have successfully Americanized the story—although murky evidence of a curse from the Far East remains at the core of the new movie’s mystery investigation. The Ring doesn’t feel like a remake at all; the relentless structural perfection (by which layers of the mystery are penetrated at climactic half-hour act breaks) and the unusually subtle cultural and psychological depth lend an orchestral complexity and force to the scares. The ghost story draws powerful connections (metaphorical and real) between two shattered families, past and present, and two troubled children: Naomi Watts and Martin Henderson (as a Seattle journalist and her photographer ex-boyfriend) bring their professional skills to bear in a desperate race to solve the supernatural mystery before it kills them and their moody young son, but the mystery itself is a darker, gothic tale of an island horse farm, a lighthouse, an apparent suicide and a lonely girl trapped in a barn’s attic with only a television for companionship. The Dadaist imagery on the tape—the bugs and ladders, chairs and centipedes, mirrors and severed fingers and, finally, the ring (which you see “before you die” if you’re cursed) connect the broken families in a weave of sadness, estrangement and empathy that informs the video-broadcast metaphor: the suffering of a child is fundamentally solitary, but the effects can be broad beyond belief, and, in the end, as the otherworldly girl promises the baffled scientists who cruelly, fruitlessly examine her, “everyone will suffer.”

Beyond his masterful storytelling gifts, Gore Verbinski is a spectacular visual talent in the tradition of Ridley Scott and David Fincher, and he excels at crafting traditionally evocative visuals by means of meticulously executed photography invisibly bolstered by wall-to-wall digital effects. (Anyone doubting these claims should re-aquaint themselves with his subsequent project, the glorious Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, which employs an orgy of ILM wizardry to transform a 1950s Disneyland ride into an irresistible, nearly-hallucenogenic adventure saga.) Eight different effects houses worked on The Ring, including Tippett Studios, Matte World Digital (who created Moesko Island and its lighthouse out of thin air, as also documented in this article) and especially Method Studios, who made the Ring Tape itself (see below)—but you can watch the whole movie without ever suspecting that it contains a single pixel; like Hans Zimmer’s haunting score, the digital technology propels the story without polluting our soulful gaze at the lonely, rain-drenched, bottle-green world it inhabits. Filled with countless memorable details—a blinking answering machine light; a panicked stallion galloping across a fog-bound ferryboat, the staccato video still of the ring that exactly intersects the DreamWorks logo’s moon for two frames (see top image above) in lieu of an opening title—this somber, ultimately heroic tale fulfils the highest potentials of horror movies without ever losing sight of its obligations to scare you senseless. If, as Sturgeon implied, only ten percent of horror is any good at all, it’s an even smaller portion that’s truly superb; that affirms our faith in the necessity of the macabre: The Ring unquestionably belongs to that rarefied breed.

(P.S.:The DVD of The Ring contains the complete, uninterrupted Ring Tape as a hidden “Easter Egg,” which I’ve extracted and posted on my website for your viewing unease.)


*I'm not kidding about "extreme low light." Watch the movie's opening sequence again (but only if you've seen it already; don't waste your first viewing of this excellent seven minutes on a mediocre YouTube clip): that's got to be the most dimly-lit suburban home I've ever seen. It's not shadowy or gothic—it's a perfectly ordinary, affluent house equipped with a normal complement of lamps—but it's nevertheless drowning in darkness.

Hysterical: David Thorne's Latest Prankery


From geekology, It's hard to top the 7-legged spider, but this is the latest from David Thorne. This time, an acquaintance asks for David's help creating some charts and graphics for a business venture. What happens? The exact same thing you wish you'd done to your boss a million times. Minus the desk-shitting.

Read the entire exchange here

Robert Downey Jr Might Make Only "Sherlock Holmes" and "Iron Man" Sequels


From worstpreviews, Robert Downey Jr recently revealed that he is planning to quit acting after making a few more films. In an interview with Empire magazine he has now revealed that he wouldn't mind if those films are only "Iron Man" and "Sherlock Holmes" installments.

"To tell you the truth, I would be happy to bounce back and forth between Sherlock Holmes and Tony Stark until I am forcibly retired," he said. "And also, fortunately, not unlike Iron Man, there is a way to continue along the lines of it and not become increasingly embarrassed by my greying hair and ropey muscles."

Downey added that future installments of "Sherlock Holmes" have already been planned out. "Between Guy [Ritchie] and me, the missus (producer Susan Downey) and Joel Silver (producer), we definitely know what we would like to do for the next two sequels," he said.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Stocking Stuffer Alert: Lightsaber Chopsticks



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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Monsturd


(2003)

I know this is post Horrorthon but after AC's urging Tony & I decided to press forward and watch Monsturd. What we found was a delightfully humorous and nearly nauseatingly disgusting film.


An escaped convict stumbles into some toxic goo mixed with doodie in the sewers and it turns him into a giant murderous shit man. The local authorites with the help of the feds set a trap baited with what else, corn & peanuts to trap the turd man. Their theory is if they can lure the turd out then force a horde of flies to attack it, the flies will eat the poop and destroy the monsturd.


But this evil scientist guy, Dr. Stern who is responsible for creating the thing wants it to live so he can study it. So he makes a deal with the turd to keep him safe until the annual chili cook-off where people will be pooping in force and the already giant fecal monster can gain strength from the townspeoples crap and amass more size. Some seriously crazy shit!


Just check out the theme song lyrics if you want to know just how silly this film is. So bad it's good.

Dawn of the Dead

(2004) ***1/2

As the world is overrun by a plague of fast-moving, ravenous zombies, a small group of disparate survivors seek shelter in a mall. Surrounded by a moat of zombies, they must make decisions as a group, and survival depends on making the right calls.

Umm, AWKWARD! I just don’t remember enough details about why I felt the way I did in response to watching this movie a month ago. Clearly I need to write up my reviews as quickly as possible and not give in to the wave of exhaustion and procrastination that sweeps over the blog in November. I remember loving the first half, feeling like the movie lost something in the second half, and my interest perking up as the credits rolled (that WAS awesome, wasn’t it?). I know all the boys gave DotD (2004) five stars, but even though I feel the pressure of their vastly superior zombie-related opinions, I can’t say I shared their experience (maybe because my expectations were too high?). As always in such situations, I remain open to the possibility that future viewings will convert me, and luckily I own the DVD (unrated director’s version, natch).

How I Got Back Into Shape Post Pregnancy

No, I'm kidding. That's not me.

I just wanted to share this article about becoming a cyborg and living forever. Apparently, if you can live on a calorie restricted diet and keep yourself in pretty good shape until 2045, you might have a chance to become a cyborg and live forever. 2045 is the projected date of the "Singularity":


Within a quarter century, nonbiological intelligence will match the range and subtlety of human intelligence. It will then soar past it because of the continuing acceleration of information-based technologies, as well as the ability of machines to instantly share their knowledge. Intelligent nanorobots will be deeply integrated in our bodies, our brains, and our environment, overcoming pollution and poverty, providing vastly extended longevity, full-immersion virtual reality incorporating all of the senses (like “The Matrix”), “experience beaming” (like “Being John Malkovich”), and vastly enhanced human intelligence. The result will be an intimate merger between the technology-creating species and the technological evolutionary process it spawned.


You all go on. I'm already rotting away, so I'm going to just keep eating.