First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
The Indestructible Man
(1956) ***
Charles “The Butcher” Benton is on death row and his time is dwindling faster than the sand in the hourglass at a Boggle match. The Butcher, a violent gangster, is angry with a lot of people including his shady lawyer and his crooked partners who turned State’s Evidence against him. Only The Butcher knows the whereabouts of $600,000 they stole from an armor car heist and although he is about to be executed, he ain’t talking. In fact, while meeting with his lawyer for the last time he vows revenge on them all.
The Butcher is placed in the gas chamber and, well gassed. He dies still looking pissed. That’s how I’d go out if I were being executed; I’d look at everyone in the room with murderous rage. Either that or I’d cry like a schoolgirl. The Butcher’s body is never laid to rest because the local gravedigger instead sells Butcher’s corpse to Professor Bradshaw and his research assistant who need a fresh body to conduct their cancer research (makes no sense to me either). After The Butcher’s body is subjected to 287,000 volts of electricity, The Butcher wakes up, still pissed, and begins his kill-spree. Oh yeah, and he’s indestructible, which we learn when a syringe breaks on his skin. Later we see bullets bounce off him. Although his brain wasn’t scrambled, the jolt of electricity destroyed The Butcher’s vocal chords so he is only able to grunt for the rest of the film.
Chaney looks like a mess and according to some essays on this film he was apparently in the throws of alcoholism. It has been suggested that the decision to fry The Butcher’s vocal chords was made because Chaney kept forgetting his lines. The film itself is a hodgepodge of b-movie horror standards including clichéd gangsters, a cop that keeps investigating even though he’s no longer “officially” on the case, a mad scientist with an array of crazy equipment, and Lon Chaney himself, a great b-movie actor who has seen better days. A highlight, as JSP noted in his excellent review, is the frequent close-ups of Chaney’s “angry” eyes. Regardless of how generic The Indestructible Man is (see Man-Made Monster for a better version of this film, also starring Chaney) I still enjoyed this sloppy little movie. Chaney stumbles around like Frankenstein’s monster, swatting all who get in his way.
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My favorite part of the MST3k commentary on this one is when he's just walking around downtown and Tom Servo suddenly sings the "Odd Couple" intro music.
JPX's secret shame: I love the Odd Couple theme!
I'm also quite fond of Welcome Back Kotter's theme.
Neither of them hold a candle to the "Barney Miller" theme.
That one's difficult to spell out phonetically (Octo has a special talent for it).
Other good themes, Twilight Zone, Taxi, Miami Vice, Twin Peaks, the original Star Trek, Golden Girls (want to fight about it?)...
NYPD Blue
Yeah that's a good one! I kind of like the theme from House as well.
I have never heard of Barney Miller.
'70s cop sitcom. Very droll.
Set in a downtown police station, but with a pleasant vibe. Kind of like Bob Newhart in that the characters are frequently deadpan, standing there kind of quietly stupefied at how ridiculous everything is, while the studio audience laughs.
Thanks for the info Jordan.
I also loved the close-ups of Chaney's "angry" eyes. It made me laugh every time. I still can't get over the striking resemblance to Walter Matthau.
You never heard of Barney Miller? Good Lord! How about Fish?
Nope, not that one either.
Barney Miller was a staple in our house! I doubt there are many we didn't see, LOVED that show!
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