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First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
2018 ***1/2 It's 1986 for some reason, and a team of paranormal investigators are making a big name for themselves all over Scotland. ...
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great topic, but can we comment anonymously? i'm not sure i want my true-life junk stories to be linked to my blog identity! unlike the admirable 50p, i don't have the sack for that level of self-disclosure.
As ad-hoc presenter, I say yes!
I screw my patients
It's a psychologist perk
And good therapy
Well I never AC!
I don’t have a problem with nudists
But too often they look like Judas
They’re hairy and weird
Their crotches have beards
And typically they’re not the cutest
I bathe in the nude
And make bubbles with my cheeks
Mom is not impressed
Exposed boobs are great
Except when they’re breast feeding
Kids suck the fun out
House is burning down
Problem with sleeping naked
Hmmm...which shirt to wear?
Naked sleepwalking
Bro and I suffer the same
Girlfriends have stories
He's got it bad
Least I don't pee in closets
I just speak in tongues
thanks octo... too bad jsp outed me!
(ps, jsp, the topic is nudity, not sex...)
i'm anonymous!
i like to fart on people
best when i'm naked
according to my sister in law
apparently my brother
once
did the dishes naked
while singing in the style of billy holiday
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i first met my sister's college boyfriend
whilst climbing the stairs to the second floor of my mom's house.
he was striding proudly from her room to the bathroom
boy did i get an eyeful
full frontal
not a stich on
i can't say i was traumatized
but i wasn't sad
when they broke up
some months later
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last weekend
saw HAIR! with mr. ac
there is a brief and tasteful moment
with the whole cast
completely nude
i get all teary and emo
about the beauty and universality of the human body
and mr. ac says: "i wish the stage lights were brighter!"
i can go naked in public
if no one i know is around
ask me to SPEAK in public?
give me a gun and one round
First penis that I ever did see
a guy named Red friend my brother Billy
while water skiing about
his swim trunks went south
which revealed a big red bush and willy
Out camping when I was 19
on a hot night while sleeping serene
a loud ruckus awoke us
I ran out and did cuss
but I was topless that's all they had seen
Nudity in film
often sexy, sensual and pleasing
sometimes disturbing
Like Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant
and Milla Jovovich's monster nipples
Misleading title
Neither word applicable
Stupid Naked Lunch
Aliens just know
You don't need clothes to cross space
They're always naked
We must confound them
Trousers prevent anal probes
Man will never learn
My sister she had work to go to
But it was a day off for me
I was lounging around in some old sweats
And some old long forgotten shirt (tee)
My sis had to get herself going
And asked could I give her a ride
I lazily put on some sneakers
And lazily followed outside
On White Church Bridge I looked down
And got myself quite a big shock
Thanks to a surprise full-on gander
At my balls and also my cock
The sweatpants I mentioned before, see
Had taken their fair share of raps
Such that when in sit-down position
They basically turned into chaps
We had to keep going, she'd be late
Punctuality's what we're about
But here I was out in the wide world
And my goodies were all hanging out
My sister didn't happen to notice
As I quietly shifted a bit
Later I'd tell her the secret
And she'd have a huge giggle fit
The story it don't go much further
As I never got out of the car
But it's awfully weird to be Out There
And have nothing hiding Down Thar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Octo. I had forgotten all about that!
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