Sunday, April 05, 2015
Happy Easter, Everybody!
I was at Target getting last minute Easter Bunny supplies, and I opened up one of those small packs of Cadbury mini-eggs to snack on while I shop. It was disgusting! All the eggs were cracked or smashed, and there was a ratty lump of chocolate that had clearly melted out and re-formed. And I said Ain't no way I'm eating these No Sir and I stuck em back on the shelf. The next bag I grabbed was fine. I saved someone from disappointment, thanks to my quasi-legal habit of opening crap I haven't paid for yet. True story!