Sunday, October 25, 2020

Color Out Of Space

(2019) ****
[Sung to the tune of Eyes Without A Face by Billy Idol]

In the Arkham Woods
Deep in private land
The Gardner family home

Lavinia, Benny, Jack
Nathan and Theresa
Who's short a boob

Then one quiet night
The 'rents about to bang
An object falls

(Couleur de l'espace)
Color out of space
(Couleur de l'espace)
Color out of space
(Couleur de l'espace)
Color out of space
Pink malignant race
The color out of space (space, space, space...)
Hydro-expert, Ward
In his Miskatonic shirt
Senses something wrong

Sounds beneath the shack
Of the squatter in the woods
Who's played by Tommy Chong

(Couleur de l'espace)
Color out of space
(Couleur de l'espace)
Color out of space
(Couleur de l'espace)
Color out of space
Pink malignant race
The color out of space (space, space, space...)

[Hard rock riff]
The meteor zapped by lightning bolts
News crew story shows a smoky hole
Theresa chops off two of her fingers
Dactylectomy cool

Benny wanders off, forgets to bring the alpacs in
'Vinia bloody dishes, now's she's in the john yakkin'
Barfin it out, ohhhhh
The fruit in the garden tastes of rotten mutation
The wifi sucks, Theresa losing her patience
Now the parents fighting, and Lavinia gets scared, so

Wiccan prayers
Wiccan prayers
Wiccan prayers

[psychedelic guitar solo]
Alpaca mass of heads
Like Carpenter's The Thing
It's fuckin gross

Jack and mother fuse
Into a beast with spider legs
You wish you'd never seen

The landscape grows
Into something that it knows

(Couleur de l'espace)
Color out of space
(Couleur de l'espace)
Color out of space
(Couleur de l'espace)
Color out of space
Pink malignant race
Color out of space
The light behind your face
The color out of space (space, space, space...)
The water here is cursed

3 comments:

Octopunk said...

I've been trying to gin up a musical comment response but now it's been too long. Beautiful! You captured the movie's essence! One boob!

Marc and I synched our TVs and watched this "together" and it was wicked fun. Horrorthon!

Abduscias said...



Hahaha!!!!

Mr. AC said...

I saw this the other night and loved it. I just downloaded the short story the other day for bedtime reading :). The musical review is fantastic.

Speaking of Nicholas Cage, if you haven't seen Willy's Wonderland... Well, that might be a wise choice, but I've watched it twice, and loved it both times. Second Time was with AC, and she was not a fan.

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