First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
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2018 ***1/2 It's 1986 for some reason, and a team of paranormal investigators are making a big name for themselves all over Scotland. ...
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I’m sure none of you except for JPX knows that I’m a bit of a germ-a-phobic. It’s annoying, but manageable. Though, since I met JPX and list...
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"Film critic for the National Review." His job title alone is a punchline.
Oh my god! I actually went back and finished watching this. The guy ends up recommending a different movie to bring kids to: "Tender Mercies."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086423/
the old fart seems completely out of touch with the tastes of the viewing public as well as out of touch with what might be appropriate or enjoyable for children.
Watta maroon.
I even feel bad for the people who didn't like Star Wars for the exact same reasons he didn't like it, to have such a terrible spokesman.
The Tender Mercies thing is a riot. "Why, this movie has a child in it... there ya go."
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of the curmudgeon. Imagine how un-fun it would be to hang out with him. Imagine being his kid,
Kid: "Dad, can we see Star Wars?"
Curmudgeon: "No, I'm taking you to see Tender Mercies"
Kid: "Can I get popcorn?"
Curmudgeon: "No, we can bring dried peas"
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