Sunday, July 07, 2013
Johnny Depp Has a Bird on His Head
Every time I see a Lone Ranger poster, which is often, my brain changes the movie title to Johnny Depp Has a Bird on His Head. Because I don't think any amount of rootin' tootin' Western action could distract me from that fact for even a second. It's impractical on every level and it looks ridiculous. I find it impossible to believe in any character quirk that would consider a dead bird hat a good idea.
He has a BIRD. On his HEAD.