First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Sunday, July 07, 2013
Johnny Depp Has a Bird on His Head
Every time I see a Lone Ranger poster, which is often, my brain changes the movie title to Johnny Depp Has a Bird on His Head. Because I don't think any amount of rootin' tootin' Western action could distract me from that fact for even a second. It's impractical on every level and it looks ridiculous. I find it impossible to believe in any character quirk that would consider a dead bird hat a good idea.
He has a BIRD. On his HEAD.
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does it even matter to you that it's a magic bird?
Spoiler!
i was right?!
I don't know, I didn't see it, I was just being silly
For that level of indignity it better grow into one of those Lord of the Rings eagles, but also with heat vision.
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