Cast your minds back... while we started Horrorthon, Spidey was chained up in Doc Oc's penthouse lab watching Ocky and his honked-off hireling Ox trade insults, which Ox isn't very good at. Now read on!
Ox scores best insult yet with "Squid Face," rewards brain by bashing it against steel girder.
Doc Oc has vast knowledge of various animals' recovery times from head injuries. Meanwhile, Spidey whistles "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" from Life of Brian.
Spidey whines dramatically about his failure, even when there's nobody to hear...
"Ha ha! You were thinking of the head injury recovery time of a water buffalo!"
This is why I couldn't make a good supervillain. If I ever have a penthouse laboratory, you know that place is going to so freaking cool. So I might build a couple of doomsday devices there, but I'd take the trouble to set them off somewhere else. Penthouse laboratory, right? How could you blow that up? And I know a real supervillain wouldn't care. Sigh.