Cast your minds back... while we started Horrorthon, Spidey was chained up in Doc Oc's penthouse lab watching Ocky and his honked-off hireling Ox trade insults, which Ox isn't very good at. Now read on!
Ox scores best insult yet with "Squid Face," rewards brain by bashing it against steel girder.
Doc Oc has vast knowledge of various animals' recovery times from head injuries. Meanwhile, Spidey whistles "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" from Life of Brian.
Spidey whines dramatically about his failure, even when there's nobody to hear...
"Ha ha! You were thinking of the head injury recovery time of a water buffalo!"
This is why I couldn't make a good supervillain. If I ever have a penthouse laboratory, you know that place is going to so freaking cool. So I might build a couple of doomsday devices there, but I'd take the trouble to set them off somewhere else. Penthouse laboratory, right? How could you blow that up? And I know a real supervillain wouldn't care. Sigh.
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Now...?
And WHAT FOR????????
Hooray, Spider-Man is back! My favorite part is his concern about his secret identity. Doesn't he realize that anyone who finds his corpse will unmask him?
Maybe he hopes he can free himself just enough for a few good punches to his own face, rendering him unrecognizable. That would add drama! And pathos! And punching!
I'm happy to see Daily Spidey back! I actually started reading Mary Worth on a daily basis to fill the void and let me tell you - if you think nothing happens in Spiderman than you're not following The Worth!
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