Wednesday, January 07, 2015

It's Eating My Son!: Sweet Jaws Themed Baby Bed


From geekology, This is the Jaws themed baby bed built by sculptor Joseph Reginella for his friends who were expecting a baby. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Pretty awesome. You know what kind of bed I had as a kid? None, I never slept -- I've been awake my whole life. On my fifth birthday my parents explained, over cake and ice cream, that I'm a warlock. Now I live in the woods and make potions. One time I even made a sleeping potion and tried it on myself but it didn't work. I really can't sleep. Or get a boner that DOESN'T last longer than six hours. It's a blessing and a curse. Mostly a curse though if I get called to the chalkboard to solve an equation in magic class.

2 comments:

7ofNine said...

Funniest post I've seen in 5 wixox (I'm guessing that's the unit of time for warlocks?). You tell me...

Octopunk said...

Can't sleep, clown'll eat me, can't sleep, clown'll eat me...