The AMAZING Spider-Man invites someone to risk a concussion on his behalf.
"Wait, if you were me, you'd know what you're thinking, but you're me, so I'm you and I'm thinking what... I'm, uh... that you should... hello?
Spider wins another argument by putting the word "spider" in front of an ordinary word, making his own special spider-word.
It's an inadequate superhero team-up!
Sigh. Remember the last time Spidey squared off against a girder?
This was sooo much better.
OMIGOD YES HIS HEAD AND THE GODDAMN GIRDER WE KNOW WE KNOW WE FREAKING KNOW
Once again Doc Ock shows off some fabulous real estate and makes me wonder why he's bothering with supervillainy at all. Meanwhile, Spidey swaps sixty year old song references with the NEXT box.