Saturday, January 05, 2013

Everything that's wrong with 'Prometheus' in 4 minutes



From ew, What exactly are the errors and inconsistencies that everyone complained about when Prometheus came out this summer? Well they’re all laid bare in a single, concise video on YouTube. CinemaSins, whose other targets include The Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers, takes the whole movie to task in four minutes, notching 82 separate complaints. Now’s your chance to relive all of that initial frustration, only this time it doesn’t last for two hours and cost $15!

1 comment:

Octopunk said...

As much as I love a good Prometheus bashing, and parts of this are that, some of these aren't really critiques (this is the valley Mufasa was killed in) and some of them are just plain wrong. For example, it's not a two-finger flip off in the future, that's how they do it in the UK, Ireland, New Zealand and Australia. And he digs on the opening credits for promising a better movie but it's not really fair to dis the opening credits because they're good, right?

However, "secretly steals alien vase, stores it in the freezer where everyone can see it" was totally new on me and cracked me up, that was a goddamn Rubik's cube, and "this is the most gorgeous movie that I've ever wanted to punch in the face" pretty much sums it up for me.

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