So I took a week to think about it and I'm going to go back to this as a daily thing. I started this to keep me on the blog more regularly and to make sure we had content on slow days. Big story blocks can still be a post-Horrorthon treat. Enjoy a final feast!
Not shown: Jameson pondering for a full twenty seconds whether he should kill that punk Peter Parker with lasers.
This is how I like to imagine Tiananmen Square turning out.
Peter Parker gets schooled twice! Once as a superhero and once as a lowly employee! Ha ha ha ha!
"And so you've got a glowing face now, or...?"
Suddenly a lawyer from The Thing pops up to serve Peter papers, simultaneously a lawyer from some porn star goes running after "Iron Jonah."
You mean it won't be a matter at all, because you pretty much just proved you can bag being Spider-Man, trick J. Jonah into doing all the necessary superhero work, and get paid to take pictures of it! Do everyone a favor and don't blow this sweet ride!
"Now where did I put those nipples?"