Tuesday, August 07, 2012

'Expendables 2' Finally Recognized as Powerful Religious Allegory It Is


From iwatchstuff, Now that Chuck Norris's Christ-loving will has been defied with an R rating, The Expendables 2 team is really going after his unforgiving wrath now with this The Last Supper parody depicting Sylvester Stallone as a weapons-loving messiah (that's a bowl of bullets he's about to consume) and the rest of the team--Norris included--as his waxy-looking apostles. Try not to sweat it, Chuck; if God is going to judge you for blasphemy, he's already got you on that time you used Native American spirit power to turn into a bear:

6 comments:

50PageMcGee said...

larger image

JPX said...

Click on the image, silly goose

50PageMcGee said...

i did, fuzzy bunny.

mine's still larger.

JPX said...

When I click on the picture, it is fairly large, sunshine!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

In preparation for this movie I'm going to watch the best action movie from each of the stars. I watched Commando yesterday (still brilliant). Next up Rambo 1st Blood Part 2!

What's Jet Li's best?

Octopunk said...

I don't know the answer to that, but I'm pretty sure it isn't The One.

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