First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
Friday, April 26, 2013
Daily Spider-man: To the Kingboat! Pinboat? I guess it's just a boat.
It's a goddamned tragedy that the only person around to see the floating fat head is blind! If Daredevil suddenly gained his sight back (did he ever have it?) then the first thing he would do is burst out laughing.
I think that kingpin could make a fortune simply by marketing his floating television screens. He doesn't need any illegal businesses, the floating screen is genius! This is turning out to be the most complicated Plan to eliminate superheroes. If they are under his command right now why doesn't he instruct them to drown themselves?
I fall more in love with the Flying Face Screen every time it appears. I notice nobody seems to be piloting it, which makes me decide it's navigated by pure menace.
So, secret base: Alcatraz, right? Boat means Alcatraz.
3 comments:
It's a goddamned tragedy that the only person around to see the floating fat head is blind! If Daredevil suddenly gained his sight back (did he ever have it?) then the first thing he would do is burst out laughing.
I think that kingpin could make a fortune simply by marketing his floating television screens. He doesn't need any illegal businesses, the floating screen is genius! This is turning out to be the most complicated Plan to eliminate superheroes. If they are under his command right now why doesn't he instruct them to drown themselves?
I fall more in love with the Flying Face Screen every time it appears. I notice nobody seems to be piloting it, which makes me decide it's navigated by pure menace.
So, secret base: Alcatraz, right? Boat means Alcatraz.
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