First rule of Horrorthon is: watch horror movies. Second rule of Horrorthon is: write about it. Warn us. Tempt us. The one who watches the most movies in 31 days wins. There is no prize.
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Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Everyone involved in this should be taken out and...well, not shot, that seems too harsh. But punished severely!!
The answer's obvious: taken out and have an eye shot out.
I really want to believe this is a joke, but the production values seem too high. The dad is particularly egregious (I like Daniel Stern, but that's a baaaad casting choice).
And no Scut Farkus revenge plot? Fuck it!
I punched my computer when the kid said "I can think of a few words". Nevertheless I'm morbidly curious and have no choice but to watch it.
Well, of course
I thought it was a hoax too, Octo. But then google told me no, it's for real. Sigh.
I do love how every headline on the google feed is like, "Holiday Horror!" or "Terrible!" or "No one asked, Hollywood delivered anyway."
Whyyyyyyy?!?!?! :(
Putting Randy as a major focus in the film alone is just a horrible choice. I didn't punch my computer but I nearly threw up listening to his snarky comments.
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