Don't fret, Spidey! Everyone knows Spider-Sense doesn't work on "brick doors."
"But first, carry me back to my limo! I like being carried now."
On just his third super-heroing foray, Doc Ock rakes in more cash than decades of accumulated Bugle photos. Fortunately Peter is used to the mask concealing his tears.
There's been a rush of new characters these past few weeks, but neither Water Buffalo nor Percy McMoneypots can compare to my new favorite character PRESSton Flat-Top. I like to imagine his coworkers told him he had to wear that checked jacket and armband back when he was an intern, and somehow the prank has lasted eighteen years.
I also like to imagine he blew a lucrative career in surveillance photos because he kept loudly summarizing events from his hiding place. "Judge Murphy purchasing sex from some hookers!?! His estranged wife is gonna love these pics!"
I totally believe him. Especially if his plans revolve around double chins and nostrils. Yeesh.
Soooo, you've got that camera that magically takes a bazillion pictures of Spider-Man all by itself and today you... what? Forgot to take off the lenscap?
FOR FUCK'S SAKE PETER GET A REAL JOB. AREN'T YOU A SCIENTIST OR SOMETHING?
Sorry, got a little fed up there. I was going to say that Peter's "good money" comment was one of the rare times he zings Jameson in an argument, and I think it's appropriate that immediately after he stands up to his crazy boss he gets shot down by the sane one.