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Tuesday, September 09, 2014
'Spider-Woman #1' has a special variant cover that is causing some controversy for some reason
From ew, Good news: Marvel has a new comic book starring a female character! Better news: That female character is Spider-Woman, a.k.a. Jessica Drew, a severely underrated B-lister who hasn’t had a solo non-limited series since the late ’70s. Best news: Spider-Woman will team up Jessica with Silk, another female superhero, therefore all-but-assuring that Spider-Woman will be passing the Bechdel Test all over the place.
Woohoo, Marvel! Woohoo, strong female character! Woohoo, illustrations of those strong female characters posing with strength and femininity!
Yep, there’s ol’ Spider-Woman, just hangin’ out on the side of a building, as one does.
Thrusting her posterior high in the air, as one does.
And her legs spread all akimbo, as legs so often are.
And also her costume appears to be painted or possibly even just tattooed on.
And I guess she’s in a crawling position, even though she’s clearly perched on a ledge, so she doesn’t really need to do the whole “wall-crawling” thing.
And I guess that, like, theoretically, if you were in one of those buildings behind her, and you happened to cast a glance across the street, you might let out a gasp and exclaim, “Great Scott! For a second there, I thought I saw an adolescent fantasy of subservient womanhood crawling across that building over there! I sure am glad that was just a trick of the light, because it would be really crazy if I had seen a nude red giant super-butt in a nominally family-friendly situation! Why, if I had seen something like that, I might start thinking to myself that this is exactly the kind of thing that happens in a male-dominated industry–the sort of thing that probably wouldn’t happen if there were, like, a couple women in the room to point out when something looks desperately wrong. Glad I didn’t see anything like that!”
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Yeesh. On one hand, we shouldn't be surprised that comic books aren't bulwarks of feminism but are instead porny non-porn. On the other hand, yeesh. Her butt is way up in the air.
Yeah, I saw this awhile ago. Yuck.
DCD now you have your next Halloween costume!
Makes me miss the "ambiguously gay duo" sketches on snl.
Her butt looks like a heart!
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