This Mom Is Rewriting 'Harry Potter' to Replace the Witchcraft With Christianity
An excerpt (via Mommyish):
“What is a Christian?” Harry queried innocently; and scuffed his shoe on
the shaggy, yellow carpet which had not been vacuumed in quite some
time.
“Christians are people who want to be good,” Hagrid explained wisely;
and crouched down so he was on eye level with Harry. “We want to go to
heaven after we die. Do you know what heaven is, Harry?”
Harry shook his head; and his big eyes were wide and curious.
“Heaven is a beautiful place where we can be with God.”
Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice
was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern,
sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism
and birthdays. Haven’t you heard of Evolution? I have a very good
textbook on Evolution that I could give you on it if you would like to
learn things.”
Hagrid laughed wisely. “Evolution is a fairytale. You don’t really believe that, do you?”
“Yes, I do!” Aunt Petunia screeched.
“Well then prove it!”
Aunt Petunia could only stare at him; and her big mouth hung open
dumbly. Here she thought she was so educated; and always demanded that
Christians prove what they believed in; but she couldn’t even prove her
own religion. It was then that Harry knew who the smart one here was!
Hagrid then proves that
God exists (which seems kind of not-the-point, right? Aren’t you
supposed to have faith that God exists even though you can’t prove it?
Anyway...) and they pray their way to Hogwarts (which is kind of like
the floo network! Kinda).
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5 comments:
Do fundies not celebrate birthdays?
Just one more example of how religion poisons everything.
I know Jehaovah's Witnesses don't do birthdays, but that was weird just now. I didn't know of the evil science/socialism/birthday trio.
"Prove evolution! Ha ha, you can't!" And then she calls it a religion. Some people don't know nuthin.
Yay just what we needed another self righteous hyper Christian whack job sticking her fingers where they don't belong!
Jeez, now we've gotta root for Aunt Petunia?
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