Wednesday, September 05, 2012

No, really? 'A Christmas Story 2' trailer


It's even worse than you think.

7 comments:

DKC said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Everyone involved in this should be taken out and...well, not shot, that seems too harsh. But punished severely!!

Octopunk said...

The answer's obvious: taken out and have an eye shot out.

I really want to believe this is a joke, but the production values seem too high. The dad is particularly egregious (I like Daniel Stern, but that's a baaaad casting choice).

And no Scut Farkus revenge plot? Fuck it!

Johnny Sweatpants said...

I punched my computer when the kid said "I can think of a few words". Nevertheless I'm morbidly curious and have no choice but to watch it.

JPX said...

Well, of course

DKC said...

I thought it was a hoax too, Octo. But then google told me no, it's for real. Sigh.
I do love how every headline on the google feed is like, "Holiday Horror!" or "Terrible!" or "No one asked, Hollywood delivered anyway."

Abduscias said...

Whyyyyyyy?!?!?! :(

Catfreeek said...

Putting Randy as a major focus in the film alone is just a horrible choice. I didn't punch my computer but I nearly threw up listening to his snarky comments.

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