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Salem's Lot 1979 and Salem's Lot 2024
Happy Halloween everybody! Julie's working late and the boy doesn't have school tomorrow so he's heading to one of those crazy f...
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(2007) * First of all let me say that as far as I could tell there are absolutely no dead teenagers in this entire film. Every year just ...
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I'm guessing that its going to take another week to get through the next 5 seconds.
Since it's been a whole week and sooner or later my new favorite character is going to explode (sniff!), I'll take some time to point out the delightful foibles we're all thinking about.
1. Hello, spider-sense? I know it's convenient to the plot, but you've really been falling down on the job these last two weeks. Nobody who claims to have a special danger detector should need a blind guy point out an approaching missile.
2. Comics always allow far more time for characters' dialogue than ever makes sense, but the ponderous word-plodding this past week while The Missile is right over there really takes the cake. I mean it's what? 20-30 feet away? That's a distance a real missile could cover before you had time to say "?" or even "!" I can only deduce that, despite that attractive rocket wake, The Missle is really an explosive miniature blimp, propelled by a couple of hidden fans like the ones that are currently spinning inside your computers.
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