"My brave quips are hollow and lack credibility. Perhaps they are... my REAL mask?"
"I am hopelessly outmatched on even the most conceptual levels. The physics of true flight vs. that of a series of pendulums -- BAH!"
"My foe implacable, his master murderous. Truly I am as doomed as that hapless chunk of building."
Yes, he'll pay lots for a photo of something he is renting. Especially the photo you just got of its armpit.
Villain gains upper hand for dumbest reason ever!
"My life is really exciting! Because I totally suck at this!"
"Sorry I waited for you to scold me before I showed you the robot-cam and my scary blue lighting, Kaitlin. I'm sure we didn't miss Spider-Man doing something that would clue me in to his identity before I ever saw his face."