Why is this coming up now? How do we know if it's the real Spider-Man any of the times we see him? It could be a different guy every time!
And why would you care if he was the real one or not, J.J.J.? You totally hate the real one!
I also would have accepted him ripping off Jameson's arms as proof, but this'll do.
Wow, isn't that the same stuff that will make a gun lethally backfire? I think Jameson should've pulled half his face off just now.
If Spidey was smart, he'd have a J. Jonah Jameson mask on under his.
And Jameson's beams of smugness short out every camera in the studio.
Mary Jane is copping quite an action-y pose considering she's watching TV and drinking coffee.