Mary Jane leaves a note! THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN
Because it wouldn't be Daily Spider-Man without a better superhero showing up.
"Not sure why I brought my raincoat to your office, but it sure is helping my dramatic exit!"
You got dumped is what happened, Jennifer.
So do you think Peter does this all day? I mean going around and self-narrating about how his super-powered acumen enables him to cross a room without colliding with someone. Because I'm certain he does.
"Oh, and by the way, Peter, I've never liked you. Nobody does. Later."
Why would any newspaper pay a photographer who can only take pictures of one thing?